"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
These happy frolicking cows are the best thing I’ve seen today! [video]
I couldn’t help it! It makes me too happy.
Need a smile? cause that made me smile!
oh my god cows are literally big awkward mooing dogs