cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via zackisontumblr)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via friggilywiggily)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via cumsock)

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

(via hi)

internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

(via hi)

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

image

people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

image

(via katesanders-outfitrememberer)

  • parents:

    okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!

  • clock:

    11:01

  • me:

    they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

image

#Levels

(via katesanders-outfitrememberer)

realitytvgifs:

Lindsay Lohan’s Housewives Tagline!

(Source: lindsaygifs, via katesanders-outfitrememberer)

(Source: kingsleeze, via alabananarama)

ollivander:

teddylupin:

why is no one talking about how the king and the queen just woke up like this

image

like what

I woke up like dis, I woke up like dis. flawless

(via yellow-powerranger)

youhaveyour-motherseyes:

get-motivation:

thinspoandnoserings:

ladycreep:

These happy frolicking cows are the best thing I’ve seen today! [video]

I couldn’t help it! It makes me too happy.

Need a smile? cause that made me smile!

oh my god cows are literally big awkward mooing dogs

(via yellow-powerranger)

sportula:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

(Source: allamaraine, via yellow-powerranger)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via yellow-powerranger)

mrs. edgar allen poe